i dont play assassins creed, but is this like the entire plotline or something??
This is literally all you do in the game
trying to bang with ur boo while ur parent in the other room
MY BIRTHDAY IS IN 16 DAYS WOOP WOOP
Anonymous asked: "i secretly think ur gonna usurp the president one day using only a can opener"
THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A SECRET
I’m this bunnies momma
ARE U KIDDIN ME ITS SMALLER THAN A PLAYING CARD ITS SO TINY AND CUTE WOW WOW WOWEEEE
"Maybe if I masturbate enough my responsibilities will disappear"
reblog if you want your followers to tell you one thing they secretly think about you.
This Vine gives me life
THE WAY HOMEBOY WAS HARMONIZING AT THE END OH MY FUCKING GOD~