therealeovaldez:

vesta-88:

i dont play assassins creed, but is this like the entire plotline or something??

This is literally all you do in the game

therealeovaldez:

vesta-88:

i dont play assassins creed, but is this like the entire plotline or something??

This is literally all you do in the game

sexrumors:

trying to bang with ur boo while ur parent in the other room

image

MY BIRTHDAY IS IN 16 DAYS WOOP WOOP
Anonymous asked: "i secretly think ur gonna usurp the president one day using only a can opener"

THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A SECRET

monobeartheater:

tyrelonmelon:

I’m this bunnies momma

ARE U KIDDIN ME ITS SMALLER THAN A PLAYING CARD ITS SO TINY AND CUTE WOW WOW WOWEEEE

monobeartheater:

tyrelonmelon:

I’m this bunnies momma

ARE U KIDDIN ME ITS SMALLER THAN A PLAYING CARD ITS SO TINY AND CUTE WOW WOW WOWEEEE

"Maybe if I masturbate enough my responsibilities will disappear"
— me, everyday (via spicy-vagina-tacos)
reblog if you want your followers to tell you one thing they secretly think about you.
hoedere:

mol-bay:

what in the fuck does my sister think she’s doing?

god’s work

hoedere:

mol-bay:

what in the fuck does my sister think she’s doing?

god’s work

sugarysymbiote:

mrsmiawallaces:

This Vine gives me life

THE WAY HOMEBOY WAS HARMONIZING AT THE END OH MY FUCKING GOD~